Health Tip of the Day - Who knew?!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.





2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mould and mildew.





3. To clean your eyeglasses,simply wipe the  lenses with a soft, clean cloth
dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the  vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.




4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.




5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.




6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
the skin and tighten pores.





7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the
growth of healthy hair.



8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees or
wasps to kill them.



9 Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag
and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.




10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers,
fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three
days.
Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and
pains.




11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back
as a liniment.




12. To cure foot odour, wash your feet with vodka.




13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.




14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol
oil from your skin.





15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb
some of the alcohol to numb the pain.







And silly me!
I've only been drinking the stuff. 
            
 


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