Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first
person he sees (Italian) and asks,"What is your IQ?" to which the man
answers "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification
Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman (English) and asks,
"What is your IQ?"
To which the lady answers,"144."
"That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current
affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the man answers,"51."
Albert responds,
"Aweh masekend wat se jy gazzi..... kom ons gaan drink"