After serious & cautious consideration.....

Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the
new year 2009. It was a very hard decision to make!

So try to be more friendlier and caring next year.

I am giving you another chance so......  don't
f#ck it up! 'cuz it's impossible to find a
friend who is 96 % funky, 97 % kind, 98 % loving,
99 % talented and 100 % sweet.

So don't lose me..... OK...!