My 5 year old!
	2 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 days ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   Make a comment.
Bob was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. "What's up Bob?" asked the bartender "It's not like you to be so down in the mouth." "It's my five year old... Read more
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HUSBANDS & WIVES SNIPPETS !!
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 days ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: women   wives   snippets   men   husbands   Make a comment.
A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives... Read more
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Gatte van vergelyking
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 6 days ago by SS Tagged with: vergelyking   gatte   afrikaans   Make a comment.
LEKKER LOSGAT AFRIKAANS, OU MOANGAT!! Gatte van vergelyking =)) Oupa - kromgat .. Ouma - bromgat .. Mamma - klagat .. Pappa - luigat .. Boetie - windgat . Sussie - wipgat Baba - stinkgat.. Maar ... jy my... Read more
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Old age ... never gets old ..
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: gets   age   Make a comment.
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm... Read more
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TWENTY EIGHT LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: twenty   smile   lines   eight   Make a comment.
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't . 2 .. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of... Read more
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The Princess that melted everything she touched ...
	1 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: touched   princess   mystery   melted   love   Make a comment.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would... Read more
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Secret to a loving relationship ...
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: secret   relationship   marriage   loving   love   Make a comment.
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking abouthow good his wife had been to him and how fortunatehe was to have her. He looked up and asked God, "Why... Read more
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Why did the chicken cross the road? ANSWERED.
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: road   cross   chicken   answered   Make a comment.
Pat Buchanan: to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out. Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road?... Read more
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COMPLEXITY OF ENGLISH
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: signs   engrish   english   complexity   Make a comment.
In a Bangkok Temple : IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's... Read more
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Cup of Coffee on the Wall
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: wall   inspirational   coffee   Make a comment.
I sat with my friend in a well-known coffee shop in a neighbouring town of Venice, the city of lights and water. As we enjoyed our coffee, a man entered... Read more
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Women talk back ...
	0 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: women   talk   relationship   marriage   back   Make a comment.
1 He said to me .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants... Read more
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Die outjie gaan nog ver kom!
	3 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: ver   outjie   nog   kom   gaan   afrikaans   Make a comment.
Die outjie hoor 'n oom verkoop budjies. Hy suiker af na die oom en vra wat vra hy per budjie. R5, sê die oom. Ek wil asb daai bloue hê oom.... Read more
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Perspective on Bad Company
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: perspective   Make a comment.
"Frank Gallagher, you are up before this court for being drunk and disorderly. Do you have anything to say in yourdefence?" "Yes, your honour. I fell into bad company. I met some... Read more
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Kids in love
	2 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: puppy   marriage   love   kids   Make a comment.
Little Shaun (seven) was in love with Little Lindsay (same age) who lived next door. One day, Shaun went to Lindsay's dad and announced (as seriously as he could), "I'm in... Read more
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Pick up line backfire ..
	2 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: pick   meetup   line   dating   backfire   Make a comment.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to... Read more
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A long healthy life ...
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: healthy   elderly   Make a comment.
An old couple, married for over 50 years, die within a weekof each other and arrive in heaven at the same time. Once the paperwork has been seen to, an angel... Read more
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Relationship conditions ...
	2 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by Ricksa Tagged with: ricksa   relationship   pg13   conditions   Make a comment.
BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my... Read more
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Johnny vs UIF
	3 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: unemployed   uif   johnny   jobs   Make a comment.
The UIF officer said to Johnny, “Why don’t you get ajob?” "What for?" he replied. "So you can put some money in the bank until one day you'llhave enough to retire and... Read more
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Married
	2 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by GB Tagged with: married   Make a comment.
A Man asks his buddy, how it is that he never got married ? That's simple, any woman that really wants to marry me is a crazy women and I don't... Read more
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Perfect driving
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by zero Tagged with: perfect   driving   Make a comment.
It was late at night and the police were out checking for erratic driving. They spotted a car traveling alone along the highway and decided to follow it. The car neverexceeded the speed... Read more
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Low Battery ( The caller of the year)
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: low   caller   battery   Make a comment.
Low Battery ( The caller of the year) A Young man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as "LOW BATTERY". Whenever she calls him in his absence, his wife takes the phone... Read more
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Simple explanation
	0 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: simple   marriage   explanation   Make a comment.
The mother-in-law comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened?" "What happened? - I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife... Read more
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The Perfect Girl
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by zero Tagged with: romance   relationship   perfect   girl   Make a comment.
A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married ? Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I guess I've been looking... Read more
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Little sisters ...
	3 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by zero Tagged with: sisters   Make a comment.
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along. "I'll never do... Read more
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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: trust   marriage   husband   comes   Make a comment.
For example... A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a... Read more
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