Pvt Secretary position
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 day ago by WG Tagged with: secretary   pvt   position   Make a comment
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I've been given a Huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to... Read more
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Anger management
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 days ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: management   anger   afrikaans   Make a comment
‘n Boer raak vreeslik kwaad vir een van sy plaaswerkers, en is sommer lus en klap hom onderstebo. Sy vrou sê, hy moet hom nie so vererg vir die werker nie, hy moet... Read more
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Hou van sing ..
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by SS Tagged with: sing   hou   afrikaans   Make a comment
'n Vrou hou van sing.. Maar elke keer wat sy begin sing, stap haar man uit oppi balkon. Sy voel sleg en vra hom toe: "Hou jy nie van hoe ek... Read more
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Men, ya gotta luv em.
	4 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 week ago by SS Tagged with: men   luv   gotta   Make a comment
Wife: before we got married, you used to give me gifts; and now you don't. Why is that? Husband: have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to a fish he... Read more
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Petrol
	1 Grins :) | 5 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: pg13l   petrol   Make a comment
As the attendant replaced the nozzle back into the pump at the petrol station, I pulled out a cigarette and lit up. "You can't do that here!", the attendant screamed, running... Read more
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Forgot my glasses...
	4 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   glasses   forgot   Make a comment
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this... Read more
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Wife like a Moon
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 3 weeks ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: wife   moon   johnny   Make a comment
One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class... Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny? Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon... Teacher : Wow... Read more
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Copper Wire @ Toll Portals
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: wire   toll   portals   local   copper   Make a comment
Here is something that the criminal elements must never find out: These fancy new 'Toll portals' that are all around Gauteng have TONS and TONS and TONS of copper... Read more
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A great hunt
	5 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by Carte Tagged with: hunt   folks   Make a comment
Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Gettin' old is so much fun...... Read more
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Swollen Feet
	9 Grins :) | 2 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 4 weeks ago by SS Tagged with: swollen   pg13   feet   Make a comment
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were... Read more
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Who will look after the children? classic LOL
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by SS Tagged with: lol   classic   children   Make a comment
This is good, really good. A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also... Read more
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Charlie Sheen has been reborn
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by zero Tagged with: sheen   reborn   charlie   alcohol   ads   Make a comment

Two Lawyers
	7 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by SS Tagged with: two   pg13   lawyers   Make a comment
Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island, for several months. The only thing on the island, was a tall coconut tree, that provided them their only food. Each day, one... Read more
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100th birthday...
	7 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by SS Tagged with: people   birthday   100th   Make a comment
The family wheeled Grandma out onto the lawn, in her Wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday Were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, But she would write notes when... Read more
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A lawyer boarded a Jetstar flight.........
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by SS Tagged with: lawyer   jetstar   flight   boarded   blonde   Make a comment
A lawyer boarded a Jetstar flight in Perth Australia , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box... Read more
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Ballz Visual Radio
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 1 month ago by zero Tagged with: visual   radio   ballz   Make a comment
At 2pm (CAT) Ballz Visual Radio launches! Join Darren Scott, John Walland, Simon Hill and... Read more
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Start weekend off with a chuckle
	4 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: weekend   start   off   chuckle   Make a comment
Frank Carson was from Northern Ireland well known for one liners: The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with... Read more
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Productivity ...
	2 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by zero Tagged with: productivity   pg13   kids   Make a comment
A very rich businessman asked his small son what he would like for Christmas. “A baby brother please,” he replied. “I’m sorry, son, there’s not enough time, it’s only 3 weeks to... Read more
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise
	6 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: praise   pg13   pastor   congregation   asked   Make a comment
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago,... Read more
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The difference between Campaigning and Voting
	1 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: voting   politics   difference   campaigning   Make a comment
The difference between Campaigning and Voting While walking down the street one day a 'Member of Parliament' is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is... Read more
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A sweet story
	1 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: sweet   story   pg13   Make a comment
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was just After Eight. They got off at Quality Street and had... Read more
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Wrong side of the bed
	0 Grins :) | 0 Growls :( Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: wrong   side   bed   Make a comment
Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers on their way to classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother... Read more
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Elderly Golfer . . .
	5 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13L Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by TheSimpsons Tagged with: pg13l   golfer   elderly   Make a comment
* An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the... Read more
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Kosie
	2 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: pg13   kosie   Make a comment
Die vrou word wakker uit diep narkose nadat sy ‘n “fanny tuck” gehad. (Durbanville Medi Clinic) Op die tafel voor haar bed in die hospitaalsaal waar sy lê, is daar... Read more
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Wine Cubes
	4 Grins :) | 1 Growls :( PG13 Posted in Links / Text Jokes 2 months ago by SS Tagged with: wine   pg13   cubes   Make a comment
I just read an article about a lady who makes ice cubes from left-over wine. I am so confused! What the f**k is left-over wine?... Read more
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